The Bawl Mill

• China pays American professors to play for both sides
• Odd times we live in

• Ex-husband has money to burn
• Define “emergency”…

• UN budget is UNderfunded and UNfairly distributed
• Walmart makes the naughty list

• Souvenirs to die for…
• Honey, where’s that photo of our 500-pound emerald?
• Something to write about…

• It’s time to trim the fat…
• Springfield dog owners better watch their step…

• Public records advocate job was too good to be true...
• "Selfies" might make you happy, but this report won't...

• Taking (apart) the (solar) road less traveled...
• Fill'er up

• Town’s “big risk” leads to really big loss
• High-speed rail causes division...in property access

• Residents put on hold for frogs
• I’d like to buy a vowel please…

• “Burglar” makes a clean getaway
• $12 billion per month!

• And then there was one...
• The humble heros of the CEA

• Imitation is the sincerest form of...theft
• SF hands out more needles than report cards

• He made quite a splash
• Even the Pony Express was faster than this!
• They say it’s “snot” a joke…

• Wanted: real, live workers
• Always vote for yourself
• OMG! :(

• Chinese buyers turn their noses up at new car smell
• Sheriff’s office more than ready for emergencies...in the bathroom
• Saving money by not paying the bill

• Senators want you to help to pay California rent
• Someone’s got a bone to pick…

• Prospector banned from college campus
• Early retirement...

• The Forest Service worker who cried “wolf”
• Out of commission

• A hot deal 
• Backword logic punishes Seattle businesses...again